Random witterings

Is this the most ludicrous video games controller ever?

usvsth3m:

Which video games company has lost the plot and produced this?

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(Via: imgur.com)

Answer: None of them! Because it’s not for video games. It’s the steering wheel for a *Formula One car*

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(Image: Morio)

So, what do all these buttons do?

Here’s our guess:

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Yeah, so it turns out we don’t know much about cars - here’s an actual guide from someone who does (click for a big version):

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This, incidentally, *is* the most ludicrous video games controller ever:

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Pic: John Tregoning

It’s for a game called Steel Battalion, and you use it to control a giant robot.

Until the giant robot falls over and you have to hit the EJECT BUTTON

Yes indeed, portable, programmable electronic bagpipes ARE a thing

usvsth3m:

We’re almost surprised we haven’t seen them about

They do, for the sanity of others, come with a headphone socket

This is what they look like. They include an ever important volume control as well as a host of other functions.

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For those of you lacking in puff will be relieved to know that no blowing is required to create that authentic Highland skirl.

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Listen to the noise created in this example here

That unique sound, sounding almost as though it has been filtered through a 16bit games console first.

Just remember to keep those headphones plugged in if you’re out in public

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cleowho:

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hello-the-future:

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angelclark:

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