Random witterings

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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The parental guidance for Pudsey the Dog: The Movie (U) was NOT what we expected

usvsth3m:

Pudsey the Dog is one half of ‘Ashleigh and Pudsey’, apparently the first ever dog trick act to win Britain’s Got Talent, back in 2012

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For some reason, someone somewhere decided it was a good idea to make a film about him - voiced by David Walliams, naturally.

The critics have not been kind…

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…Although apparently more than half of the audience enjoyed it

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(The fact that half of the audience probably aren’t capable of eating without drooling on themselves is irrelevant, it is meant to be a children’s film.)

Not one of the reviews mentioned any of the stuff we found in the IMDb parents’ guide though

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Here’s a transcription of the full text:

Sex & Nudity
6/10
Pudsey wanks over dog porn in one scene, (ejaculation is implied.)
Discussion about penis sizes.
Pudsey is seen mating with a female poodle onscreen.
It is implied that a horse keeps a chicken as a sex slave.
A donkey tells pudsey “Don’t drop the soap”.

Violence & Gore
5/10
A lot of punching, kicking in fights.
Pudsey has his balls smacked by a donkey in one scene.
Pudsey fights a chicken by gnarling at it and ripping its head off (quite graphic with blood.)
A bully kills a person off screen

Profanity
6/10
2 uses of ‘fuck’ (both used in a sexual way.) 2 uses of ‘twat’, 1 use of ‘retard’, 4 uses of ‘shit’, 5 uses of ‘bastard’, 4 uses of ‘d*mn’, 3 uses of ‘h*ll’.

Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
6/10
Pudsey takes various drugs such as cocain, crack, pot, cannabis etc throughout because his is rich
A horse smokes it’s own shit.

Frightening/Intense Scenes
7/10
Pudsey is kidnapped and is sold to a Chinese restaurant. Kids also get kidnapped with a priest and are threatened with death. Animals are implied to have been cooked into food.

Recommended for ages 16+

As of this morning, the IMDb parental guidance section seems to be blank - suggesting that the company behind the film might have disputed the information provided.

Which is a shame, because we were actually starting to quite like the sound of it.

cracked:

Who could forget that time the Wolf of Wall Street met the Nut of Texas?
5 Amazing Performances by Actors Who Weren’t Acting (Part 4)

#5. Matthew McConaughey Is as Strange as His Characters
One of the stranger scenes in [The Wolf of Wall Street] (a statement we don’t make lightly) is when Leonardo DiCaprio and McConaughey sit down to lunch and McConaughey’s character reveals how utterly insane he is. … Who comes up with this shit? Well, nobody. That chest-thumping ritual is something McConaughey does on his own, in real life. DiCaprio saw him doing it on the set and, rather than slowly backing away like most people would, asked him what was up. Apparently it’s what McConaughey does to relax and get his voice ready before scenes, and DiCaprio thought it was so weird, he asked to do a take of the scene with McConaughey’s little ritual in it.

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cracked:

Who could forget that time the Wolf of Wall Street met the Nut of Texas?

5 Amazing Performances by Actors Who Weren’t Acting (Part 4)

#5. Matthew McConaughey Is as Strange as His Characters

One of the stranger scenes in [The Wolf of Wall Street] (a statement we don’t make lightly) is when Leonardo DiCaprio and McConaughey sit down to lunch and McConaughey’s character reveals how utterly insane he is. … Who comes up with this shit? Well, nobody. That chest-thumping ritual is something McConaughey does on his own, in real life. DiCaprio saw him doing it on the set and, rather than slowly backing away like most people would, asked him what was up. Apparently it’s what McConaughey does to relax and get his voice ready before scenes, and DiCaprio thought it was so weird, he asked to do a take of the scene with McConaughey’s little ritual in it.

Read More