Random witterings




Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

This all very humourous

Melancholic.  Colour me unsurprised.

(Source: pipistrellus)



I want to spend a day in the mind of Neil Gaiman, honestly. 

You really don’t. It’s weird in here. Also I think that thing over there in the corner of my mind is moving.

Don’t look. Maybe it won’t see us.


i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

(via quasiwhitegirl)


My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.


(via quasiwhitegirl)


"You would make a good Dalek."

Dalek - series 01 - 2005


"…we’ll be reduced to micro-dimensions." - the one where the Doctor and his companion are shrunk and injected into a living organism.

The Invisible Enemy - season 15 - 1977