My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die
Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.
GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY
This post is simultaneously an example of what’s wrong with Tumblr and what’s right with Tumblr.
[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. Phil Wang stands in a woodland clearing wearing a form-fitting yellow jumpsuit under his jacket. Later, in the studio, Greg Davies says, “OK, Phil. I’m gonna be the first one to address it. It’s the first time we’ve seen your outfit full-length. How are you feeling about it?” Phil replies, “Well, it’s… it’s Bruce Lee’s Game of Death outfit.” Greg says, “Sure, and yet that’s not what I see.” Phil continues, “I just wanted to make an homage to one of the greatest Asian entertainers in history, and also you get to see my dick and balls.” End ID.]
https://ift.tt/3ehElhx “The true length of fire hydrants”
i mean it makes sense but its fucking me up.
diglett
However, the hydrant root is actually edible, containing many valuable nutrients and starches, with a mild, sweet flavor.
And high in iron!
Anonymous asked:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
two-thirtyy answered:
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
I put together an album of my 17 best postcard-sized stories from quarantine-ish period on Imgur! Take a look and let me know what you think: https://imgur.com/gallery/N0bnjBb/
